Scrubber Stewart-Richardson was a long-standing member
of White’s, so I asked him first if he knew Valderano. He did not, but
kindly volunteered to look him up in his members’ list. He came back
to say he thought he might have found him. This could have meant a
listing under Waring. Anyway, I gave up on that route and decided on
the most direct approach of all - a telephone call. Valderano sounded
disarmingly charming. He was sorry to be unable to see me right
away. He was just off to Portugal for a couple of months. If there
were any papers I wanted him to see, his daughter would be sure to
forward them. He would be only too happy to help if he could.
I put together some selected photo-stats of what I thought
would be the most interesting prime source material and wrote a
covering letter to say I should welcome an introduction to Kakojan
Niazi. I could hardly be more direct than that.
I then walked the package round to the address he had given
me in Knightsbridge.
As luck would have it (and in these matters, luck matters),
the packet was too big for the letterbox, so I rang the bell. Nothing
happened for a while. As I was about to try another flat, a voice
answered. I stated my business, which was simply to leave an
envelope on the hall table. But it was not to be as simple as that.
The Valderano flat was at the very top of the building with no
lift. By the time I reached the top, I must have looked ready for a glass
of water, but found myself invited to lunch instead by his daughter
and Portuguese son-in-law.
Three months later, Valderano invited me to meet him for tea at
White’s. On arrival, on time, I gave the Ducal title and once I saw it was
recognised, my own unadorned name. By now I had some idea what
to expect. After all, I had visited his home, indeed met his daughter.
Somebody had told me he affected a monocle. I need not have worried
for one moment about failing to recognise him in a crowd. We had
the whole place to ourselves. Perhaps he knew that this would be the
case at such an hour. My impression was of a very tall figure with
pebbly black eyes, and no sign of a monocle. He seemed to me to have
stepped straight out of an Osbert Lancaster ‘Maudie Littlehampton’
cartoon, or possibly even earlier, Robert Benchley. His turnout was
impeccable and he enunciated very distinctly but rather quietly.
Once he had established my interest in all this, he told me that
in all his dealings with Kakojan Niazi, over eight or nine years, he had
always found him to be totally honest and reliable. He was a patriot,
and, to spell it out, in case it was a word unfamiliar to me, he said he
was a man entirely motivated by a desire to help his country.